Armor’s integrity, Checked. Dagger’s condition,
checked. Condition of my carry bag?, Checked. Adventurer’s basic item kit,
checked. New expensive crossbow which has put me further in debt? Painfully
checked.
At some point during the party, the guildmaster handed
me a “equipment order” note, I was overly excited because he told me the guild
would supply me with new gear, better gear to protect me better as well as more
tools to use in all this adventuring endeavors. What I didn’t know is that this
order was not paid by the guild, it was gear supplied and there was no need to
pay it. No need to pay it immediately, that is. And to make matters worse,
Feugan somehow managed to find her when she went for the gear, to his
insistence I ended up getting not only higher (more expensive) quality gear,
but also, This crossbow. This Crossbow!
I couldn’t help but to repeat myself as I hold up in
front of me the aggravating (to my debts) piece of gear. Truly an incredible
piece of ingenuity, capable of allowing the untrained person to have access to
ranged attacks. While the Bow and arrow remain as the king of ranged attacks
within the kingdom, the ease of use made the crossbow quite convenient and a
popular tool among midlevel adventurers… Midlevel! The ones with much more coin
to spare!
After checking the state of the rest of my gear and
provisions, then, next is wrapping up several of the daily chores I had
remaining. Chores that a proper adventurer was supposed to tackle as part of
their daily routines. Or, at least the guildmaster would drill this belief to
us every morning. While mentally reviewing list of the contents in my bag and
pouches, I actually found it a tad soothing, helping me to try and calm down a
bit, to try and find a moment of mental solace… for the thirteenth time just
this morning!!
For starters! Why is it so bright today? I didn’t drink
that much yesterday! Ok. No. I am calm, yeah, very very calm, deep breaths. All
the new gear I was fitted, to properly send me into even more dangerous jobs
fit for a Champion. Yeah -none- of that is stressing me out!.. NONE!
Now, just getting some extra things done, focusing as
best as i could on my usual morning routines to try and focus on something
other than the current chaotic state of my life. After a few extra trips here
and there along the city, we could finally get the day truly started, nothing
extraordinary at all by this point, after getting done most of the usual revisions.
Now, some extra rations just in case for Feugan, perhaps. I am preeety sure he
mentioned at some point that he can just eat up wild animals, although his
personal preference is cooked food, he also made a point about “by-the-fire-pit
game while on a Raid” to be ok. Whatever that meant, some sort of custom of his
previous master maybe. So, anyway, a few extra dried meat rations just to be on
the safe side. And maybe for me, a couple Cacao & Honey Biscuits from
Jeanne’s… to be on the extra (delicious) safe side.
Having finished my usual rounds, plus the extra added
of helping Feugan brush up. We were again back at the guild. Equipment ready,
weapons ready. I steeled my resolve, again, as we both entered the building and
made a beeline towards the counter.
The plan was simple enough. The guildmaster was to
leave orders for a few choice jobs to be put aside for me and Feugan to tackle
together. A joint effort in having Feugan learn the ropes on formal
adventuring, manners customs and the like, all with the idea that he wont go
and make any sort of social blunder due to a misunderstanding on etiquette. Which
in all honesty wasn’t a whole lot, most of the adventurers in the guild have a
good heart, but they shouldn’t kiss their mother’s cheek with their mouths, and
table manners? “what are those? Can they help you get food on the table?” would
be the most common response.
All the while Feugan will be assisting me to learn and
use the “menus” that master kept talking about just like any other useful “up grey
dish” or whatever master might have tried to spout in his drunken speech.
Without much preamble at all, Kara welcomed us and
then just made a motion to let us know she would be back as she went to the
back to grab on the job requests that had been set apart for us. While waiting,
I couldn’t help to notice the Guild seemed even louder than usual. Maybe I was
too tense, but I swear I could almost hear some of the adventurers whispering
about us almost as if I was just in front of them listening to them.
Bringing me back from it, Kara brought a sheaf of parchments, putting them on the counter for us to see. I nodded in agreement and
thanked her for her assistance with the drinks the night prior as well. I was really
glad for that. Without much else to exchange she gave a small bow as i replied
in kind, then she went on to attend another adventurer that had arrived. Being confident in me being able to discern the contents of the requests.
“{What are we to do, then? Is it demon slaying?}”
“Oi! Don’t say stuff like that! this is supposed to be
training to learn the ropes, for the both of us!”
“{Is that so? Maybe some hydras or adamantoises?}”
“You! Just what do you think the word training implies?! We are
starting from the bottom here! Gathering, scouting and maybe the lowest
enemies, here see this? Goblins! Goblins and Slimes see?! This is the real
starting line! (Also what in cakes name is an Adamantoise?!)”. Having said
that, I show Feugan the respective parchment requests, both with the usual easy-to-understand
text and draws.
Although the level of literacy was higher in big
cities like the kingdom and therefore, the same could be expected from an
adventurer’s guild, since the requests could be shared between Adventurer’s and
mercenaries, it is an usual custom to have them portray easy to understand
pictures. Just like how this one had a drawing of a green slime, a number indicating
the minimum amount and the reward following the same core idea, a picture of a
gold coin and a number indicating how many will be paid upon fulfillment.
Wait.
Roll back.
Green slime?! Gold coins?!!
I immediately pulled back the parchments I had in front of Feugan and started double checking the contents. Must have made a mistake, I mean, it couldn’t be, slimes are usually
depicted as blue or clear, any variant in color meant it was a different
species altogether.
Yup. Here it is. Clear. Clear as day.
A clear green slime picture… which can only mean…
Yup. Here it is too. Actually now that I look at all
the requests properly, all of them indicate the same. The domain of the Forest’s
Lord… Is this a Joke? This is not a starting ground! Regardless of being a
forest it was known among adventurers with a slightly different name.
“Oi! Kara! Come here, this cannot be right! All these
job orders are for the Forest’s Lord Dungeon!”
“{Oh a dungeon? I like that idea!}”
Truly, even though it is a Forest, the Domain of the Forest’s
Lord, it’s also recognized as a proper dungeon in itself, due to the forest
sharing a plethora of qualities found only in dungeons. Even to the point of
containing a Dungeon guardian. A superior magical being that safeguards the
dungeon and its inhabitants, an abundance of magic that feeds the same
inhabitants as well as plants inside, the same magic being confined within the
limits of the “dungeon”
“Oh! Yes, sorry I forgot about it, Mimiru!”
“Right? I mean it’s obviously too difficult if it’s
only the 2 of us!”
“Yeah you are right. It is my bad, sorry, I got a
little distracted here. Ehem. The Guildmaster has left orders to tell you that:
‘You are an old enough adventurer, you and your companions should learn from
this and grow fast, to help me retire soon, ga ha ha ha’…” Said Kara. With a
red face, almost shrinking down in size due to sheer embarrassment, right after
she made a very poor imitation of the master’s boisterous laugh.
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“Did you… the old man left explicit orders to even
repeat the laugh, didn’t he?” I didn’t even need to ask, poor little Kara just nodded, she cannot even look me in the eye right now… This surely counts as some sort of harassment.
Wait.
“Oi… did you just said ‘companions’?”
“{I think she did}”
“Yup, she sure did” Was said by an overly familiar and
unwelcome voice from behind us.
Slowly turning around, trying to maintain composure. Surely
I misheard the voice, surely I misheard Kara too.
“Heyoo there, newbies!” Came the annoying greet from
the (fool) tall handsome (depending on who you ask, opinions vary greatly) man in front of us. Just as he gives a wide smile and brushes his
brown hair back in a practiced motion as is if trying to be charming.
Overconfident smile to the point of being annoying,
accompanied by an overly familiar and slightly disrespectful attitude. A full
plate with a white pearly finish to it, accompanied by a long sword to the side
and a shield on his back
“The ever gallant and heroic Bannon Cena Galvalnor, truly yours
here shall be your companion!” said the (fool) thing man in front of us
while giving an overly dramatic bow and curtsy.
“tsk!”
“Oh you hurt me so much my little Mimiru!”
“If only I could hurt you enough”
“Oh the abuse! Surely you understand just how big of a
favor this is? If master didn’t vehemently ask for my assistance, wouldn’t be
able to put aside ALL my responsibilities to come help you!”
“Drinking and skirt chasing don’t count as responsibilities
you know?”
“{Oh, Kara is slowly fleeing…}”
“Oh but how can you hope to go to the Forest Dungeon
without a proper shield?! Surely you understand the paramount blessing me being
here is?”
“Dead by poison slimes is a risk I’m willing to take over
a Curse”
“Oh! When my dear sister heard I was taking you to the
Forest Dungeon she gave me some her famous red curry buns, you know?!”
“Thank you for coming! We will be in your care!”